GINA....WHO IS THAT SCREECHING IN THAT BACKGROUND??? SHUT UP! HEART WOULD BE PROUD. OH THE BACKGROUND SINGER'S NAME IS CHARLOTTE....SHHH CHARLOTTE. WELL, IT CERTAINLY SHOWCASED HER ROCK VOICE. (7.5)

LAKISHA...HMM...I'M SURPRISED...I'M NOT BLOWN AWAY..BUT THEN HOW THE HELL DO YOU FOLLOW LAST WEEK!!?? OH PLEASE, LONGER SKIRT PLEASE...YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FIGURE OR LEGS FOR THAT SHORT SKIRT. BUT I DO GIVE YOU AN (8.5)

OH GOOD LORD, ALAINA. *YAWN....I GIVE HER A (6)....BORING....BUH-BYE!

MELINDA...SHE HAS A SHIRLEY BASSEY/VANESSA WILLIAMS GROOVE...SHE'S PROFESSIONAL, GET HER OFF THE SHOW AND GIVE HER A CONTRACT (OH LIKE THERE ISN'T ONE FOR HER IN THE WORKS ALREADY.)...THOSE OTHER GIRLS ON THE RAILING MUST BE THINKING HOLY SHIT..I HAVE TO SING AFTER HER?? SHE DID BETTER THAN LAKISHA. SHE WAS IN CONTROL AND I GIVE HER A (10)!!

ANTONELLA...O.K., SO JOE'S GOING TO VOTE FOR HER (OF JOE'S BLOG)AND HUGH HEFNER IS READY TO SIGN HER UP...BUT IF YOU WENT BY HER VOICE...SHE WAS PITCHY, NERVOUS AND WEAK....IF SHE'S BACK NEXT WEEK...IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF HER SINGING. SHE'S PATHETIC. WHEN SHE COMES ON, JUST MUTE THE TV. (4)

JORDIN...SOME NOTES GETTING LOST. IS SHE READY TO CRY...BLESS HER HEART. I SEE HER AS DOROTHY IN A NEW "THE WIZ"...SO MUCH TALENT AND ONLY 17....SHE JUST NEEDS SOME TRAINING AND PACKAGING AND OFF SHE GOES! A GOOD PRODUCER WILL WORK WONDERS FOR HER AND WITH HER. (7.75)

STEPHANIE...LOVED THE DRESS BUT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN HER UNTIL TOWARDS THE END. (7.5)

LESLIE...WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE PICK THAT MICHAEL BUBLE SONG...AJ ...GO SHOW HER HOW IT'S DONE. HE SANG IT LAST NIGHT FOR GOD'S SAKE! *YAWN*....WHAT'S THAT...SCATTING? BAD BAD CHOICE! THE JUDGES ARE GOING TO CRUCIFY (5)

HALEY....EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM....OH IS SOME ONE SINGING...SORRY....*YAWN..QUITE FORGETTABLE. (5)

YOUR TURN EVERYONE!!!

...SABRINA.. PRETTY GOOD BUT I LIKED HER LAST WEEK BETTER...(7)



MY FINAL VOTE....MELINDA...HANDS DOWN!

PHIL STACY...DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME. GOOD STYLE IN CLOTHES...DON'T LIKE THE SONG BUT HE HAS A GOOD VOICE. I AGREED WITH SIMON-I DIDN'T JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN OR OUT OF MY CHAIR. (7)

NICK PEDRO...I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE SONG "FEVER" AND THE ENDING GAVE ME CHILLS. I DIG HIS RASPY, SMOKEY VOICE(7.5)

JARED! "LET'S GET IT ON" NICE FALSETTO! SEDUCTIVE. VIDEO AND RADIO READY. LOOKS SO COMFORTABLE. SUH-WEET! GO JARED! (8.5)

A.J.! I LOVE MICHAEL BUBLE! AND HE DID MICHAEL PROUD WITH THAT VERSION! I'M FEELIN' YA' KID! YOU GO A.J.! YOU MAKE ME SMILE . I LIKED WHAT SIMON SAID,..."NEARLY VERY GOOD!?" I GIVE HIM AN (8.5)!

SANJAYA...HMM..I REALLY DO LIKE HIS VOICE, IF IT'S KEPT IN A CERTAIN RANGE. I COULD SEE A CD OF HIS IN STARBUCKS! HE NEEDS EXPERIENCE. I LIKED THE SYNCOPATED STYLE. BUT I'M NOT SURE IT WAS ENOUGH THIS WEEK. IT SORTA' JUST LAYED THERE. (7)

BLAKE...I LIKE HIM. NOT TOO MUCH TO SAY OTHER THAN IT WAS COOL TO HEAR HIS BEATBOX BUT HE CAN'T OVER USE IT! I LIKE HIS SENSE OF STYLE. (7.75)

BRANDON. I LIKE HIS VOICE. BUT THE JUDGES ARE RIGHT, HE'S GOT TO SHOWCASE IT EVERY WEEK! SAVE THE SOFT TOUCH DEDICATIONS FOR ANOTHER TIME WHEN YOUR IN LIKE ABSOLUTE FLYNN! (7.75)

CHRIS R. HE'S FUN. I LIKED THAT SONG. WONDER WHAT GRANDMA THOUGHT!? HE'S MAKING POINTS BY KEEPING CONTEMPORARY. (7.75)

CHRIS SLIGH...GREAT BLUESY VOICE...BUT AGAIN IF I DON'T LOOK AT HIM, HE SOUNDS BETTER!!! I JUST DON'T LIKE HIS LOOK. BUT HE HAS A VOICE OF SUBSTANCE. (8)

OH OH...SORRY TO ALL THE SUNDANCE FANS...HE WAS FUN...BUT HE DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME THIS WEEK....(7.5)

HERE IN THE DC AREA WE HAVE A BIT OF A SCANDAL...SEEMS THE LOVELY LITTLE ANTONELLA HAD SOME FUN TAKING SEXY SHOTS IN FRONT OF THE WWII MEMORIAL. I'M NOT JUDGING ENTIRELY BECAUSE WHEN I WAS THAT AGE, AND HAD A FIGURE LIKE THAT, YOU COULD HAVE MAYBE TALKED ME INTO IT. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT WAS 20 PLUS YEARS AGO AND NOW THE PHOTOS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. WHAT DO YOU THINK. PERSONALLY...IF YOU'LL REMEMBER, LAST WEEK I SAID HER FACE SAVED HER ASS BECAUSE SHE, IN MY OPINION, WAS THE WORST SINGER.

MORE FUN TOMORROW!

I'M GOING OVER TO LUCY'S BLOG TO CAST MY OFFICIAL VOTE...BUT HERE..I'LL GIVE YOU A HEADS UP...TONITE, I LIKED JARED.

IF IT HAD BEEN UP TO ME...I WOULD HAVE TOLD PAUL KIM TO PACK UP HIS SHOES AND GO HOME...HE DID NOTHING FOR ME.

I WAS HOPING RUDY WOULD HANG IN THERE BUT HE LACKED THE "IT" FACTOR I THOUGHT HE HAD A BUNDLE OF GOOD ENERGY. BUT...BUH-BYE!

I WOULD HAVE SENT ANTONELLA HOME BUT SHE'S SO DAMNED PRETTY...THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SAVED HER. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. SHE'S GOT TO KNOW HER ASS WAS SAVED BY HER FACE!

I WOULD HAVE SENT NICOLE OR HALEY HOME...ONLY ONE? O.K., NICOLE...SO I CALLED THAT ONE TOO.

MEN..YOU BETTER STEP UP AND BRING IT NEXT WEEK OR THE GIRLS WILL BLOW YOU OUT OF THE WATER!

Your comments welcomed! Tell it like it is!

See You Next Week, same blog time, same blog channel!

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STEPHANIE EDWARDS...KNOCK OUT VOICE...CHARISMATIC...PRESENCE PLUS! I GIVE HER AN 8.5!!!!

AMY KREBBS...1 WORD..."PROACTIVE"....NO SKIN TINGLES FROM ME...STILL WAITIN' FOR THE HAIRS TO RISE ON MY ARMS AND BACK OF NECK...NUFFIN' YET....NICE ENOUGH VOICE...BUT NOT WOWIN' ME....UNIMPRESSED WITH ENDING...BOYS ARE CLAPPING POLITELY....

...LESLIE HUNT...NOT THAT SONG AGAIN?...SHE'S NOOOOO ARETHA FRANKIN....SO WHITE...SO WRONG...WRONG SONG....GREAT ENERGY THO'....SEEMS DOWN TO EARTH...CUTE DRESS!....I GIVE HER A 7.

SABRINA STONE...SOULFUL...THE HAIR DRIVES ME CRAZY...I DIDN'T FEEL NERVOUS..YOU KNOW HOW SOME SINGERS MAKE YOU NERVOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THEY'LL HIT THAT NOTE? AND IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? I FELT SAFE WITH HER THAT SHE'D HIT THE NOTES! I GIVE HER AN 8.

ANTONELLA BARBA..."YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!"....NASALLY...BUT PRETTY...REMINDS ME OF HILDA...THE SISTER ON UGLY BETTY!!....SEXY!....A LITTLE SHAKY, VOCALLY IN BEGINNING...GREAT KARAOKE-ER....NOT SO MUCH WITH THE CHARISMA...SEEMS LIKE AN UNSURE TEEN-AGER. 6.5 LOWEST SCORE SO FAR--BOYS OR GIRLS. SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME...

JORDIN SPARKS...GREAT START...PRETTY...THE HAIR IS WORKIN' FOR YA' GIRL! SO POP PRINCESS...REMINDS ME OF RAVEN!!! EXCELLENT...I GIVE HER AN 8.5!!!

I was interrupted by daughter and her boyfriend after Jordin....I think I caught Haley Scarnato...she did Celine right...and I want to say (it's an hour later so I might not be remembering as good....) that she didn't impress me. I think I thought...Celine???? She's doing Celine???? Gawd, please....

THEN I WAS BACK ON BOARD WITH GINA AND I THOUGHT SHE DID GREAT BUT THEN WE HEARD LaKISHA...OMG...WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE DREAMGIRLS? REMEMBER JENNIFER HUDSON.....WELL LaKISHA SANG IT JUST AS FANFUCKINTASTICALLY!!! SHE IS THE VOICE TO BEAT BUT THEN WHEN I FIRST SAW HER IN HER AUDITION I THOUGHT...SHIT...SHE COULD BE THE ONE TO DO IT! SHE'S AWESOME...

Sometimes tho'....it doesn't pan out like you think it will..re: Chris Daughtry...I still think he was friggen' robbed, don't you. He was beyond awesome but I'm glad he's showin' Taylor!!! Taylor was cute and funny and entertaining but Chris was soooo deserving of IDOL..it wasn't fair! But so glad he's getting his just desserts now!!

Well, that's all for this week!!!

See you next week friends!

-pr- Just call me Rubble Abdul!!!

THIS POST IS ABOUT THE BOYS BUT FEEL FREE TO VISIT POST #3 FOR THE GIRLS...WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS ON BOTH!!

BOYS...TOADS AND SNAILS AND PUPPY DOG TAILS....



RUDY...HIGH ENERGY...ENGAGING....COMFORTABLE ON STAGE!

BRANDON...IS HE LENNY KRAVITZ YOUNGER BROTHER??? SMOKEY...SEXY...VIDEO READY WITH THE RIGHT PACKAGING AND MARKETING!...STRONG STAGE PRESENCE!

SUNDANCE...HMMM...BETTER WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES. WISH HE'D LOSE WEIGHT FOR HIS HEALTH...NICE ENOUGH VOICE...HE'S NO RUEBEN STUDDARD! I GIVE HIM A 6-1/2!

PAUL KIM....OH GOSH....NICE LOOKIN' DUDE...BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME....AND YOU CHOSE A WHAM SONG...AN OUTDATED WHAM SONG...GAK! TAKE YOUR SHOES AND GO ON HOME HOMESLICE!

CHRIS RICHARDSON...I LOVE THIS SONG..BUT THEN I LIKE GAVIN MCGRAW! PLEASE STOP YOUR BOUNCING! I THINK HE'LL GO THROUGH THE MOST CHANGE GUY WISE! I DID LIKE IT BUT UH...WATCH IT...CHOSE THE BEST SONG FOR YOU WEEK AFTER WEEK. GIRLS WILL VOTE FOR YOU!

NICK PEDRO...I LIKED HIS VOICE...I LIKED HIS SONG CHOICE....I GIVE HIM A 7-3/4!!! HANG IN THERE NICK AND DON'T SCREW UP THE LYRICS! (re: "Buttercup")

BLAKE LEWIS...GOOD SONG! HE'D LOOK GOOD IN A VIDEO! A FEW VOCAL WOBBLES...BUT I GIVE HIM A 7-3/4!

SANJAYA...I LOVE THAT HAIR AND SMILE! WOW...WITH THE RIGHT KIND OF MAN, HE COULD BE MY SON! COOL, FUN, EASY ON THE EYES...GREAT VOICE...MELLOW! I GIVE HIM AN 8!

CHRIS SLIGH...GOTTA' LOVE THE HUMOR! SOUNDS BETTER WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES...IS HE JACK OSBOURNE? I GIVE THAT GREAT VOICE AN 8!

JARED COTTER...CLEAN HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN A VIDEO...LOVE IT!....GOOD JOB...FAV. SO FAR! SOLID 8

AJ...PLEASANT ENOUGHT...GET RIDE OF THAT SHIRT...SHOW MORE RANGE...FROM THE NECK DOWN HE REMINDS ME OF MY SON SOLID AND STOCKY...I GIVE HIM AN 8!

PHIL STACY....FLORIDA BOY, GETS MY FL VOTE!!! TEAR FACTOR WHEN I FOUND OUT HIS WIFE DELIVERED HIS BABY GIRL ON THE SAME DAY AS AUDITION!!! FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE MOMMIES,....THAT IS HUGE!!! SING IT PHIL!!!! GREAT EYES AND SMILE!!! WEIRD HEAD AND EARS!

PHIL GETS MY VOTE TONITE!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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